First off, please, no e-mails telling me how I’m a sexist pig. In this column, I’ll use the phrase “computer guy” as an all-inclusive term, meaning that your computer repairperson can be either male ...

Lord knows we’ve devoted a lot of posts to documenting the internet’s obsession with Nic Cage. It’s legendary, at this point. I mean, next to cats and porn there arguably isn’t anything the internet ...